If
a well dressed Mormon comes to your door don't answer it, unless he
looks like this! Oh yeah Mr. 6'8" Morman Man, come on in.
But you'll have to take off your "magic
underwear" first. These "Temple Garments" are
used in something called the "Endowment Ceremony." I
don't what that is, but if it makes these giant Mormon Men even more
well endowed then I will have to consider converting. These tall
men are incredibly good looking and so are their short buddies. Why
is it there are so many handsome, wholesome Mormons?
One thing
in their favor is their tough anti-drug or alcohol stance. And
maybe early Mormons were really good looking and passed on good genes
and good family environments. Most likely, knowing them, they
just shun the ugly Mormons and let the good looking ones do missionary
work in A-list countries that matter. Let the third world put
up with ugly Mormon cultist missionaries! Ordinarily I immediately
take down any photos people don't want here. But not thiiiiissss
tiiiiiimmmme! I've seen too many people screwed up by Mormonism,
especially Gays. They leave and spend the rest of their lives
rebelling against invisible Mormons who are no longer there. |