Watch tall bodybuilder Tyler Starnes compete in the 2013 NPC Mid-Atlantic contest in the junior heavyweight class.  He weighs 235 lbs. and is covered with awful looking glop.  Why do bodybuilders worry for months about how their body looks and then, at the last minute, they slather themselves with this fake tanning goop?!  At least the White guys do. It's called "pro-tan."  Without any makeup skills these guys slap brown crap all over their otherwise perfect bodies? The bathroom at the Culver City War Memorial, where many contests are held, turns into a filthy brownish-red mess. It looks like OJ Simpson just killed his wife in there and left lots of bloody smudge marks on the light switch.

Sometimes the venues that host bodybuilding shows get upset that the competitors smear this gunk all over the place.  Especially on the seats.  Worse, some bodybuilders at contests spray themselves with Pam brand cooking oil to give themselves a sexy sheen.  But they, unfortunately, choose "butter flavored Pam" by mistake.  Then they smell like  a movie theater for the rest of the day.  And so does the building.

Sigh.

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