Three weeks before a major United Kingdom bodybuilding contest two bodybuilders put on a quick show at their gym, London's Muscleworks Gym. 6'2" (1.87 m) Danas Urniezius flexes and poses with teeny weeny Haroldas Dambrauskas. Haroldas is such a stubby little worthless human being. Would I rent either one of them if I had the cash? I think perhaps yes.

Danas was born in Lithuania and now lives in London. Not much else is known. I havenot even bothered to look up data on the short guy. I have already managed to forget his name. Which is easy when you are from some Eastern European countries where their words are all running out of vowels.

I often wonder why I even HAVE short people on my website. Then I tell myself "Remember Don, there is one thing that only short people can do. Make tall people look taller in photos."