Identical twin brothers Jonathan
and Drew Scott (born 1978) help home buyers to purchase and
renovate "fixer-uppers" for their Canadian reality TV show "Property
Brothers." They are also probably the shallowest people on this
website, and BigDonsBoys.com is a VERY shallow website! Please look
beyond their photoshopped faces and toothy veneers as we are about to
dive below their plastic reality show surface!
Why do
I say such negative things? Because these twins do every shallow, phony Hollywood thing they
can do to the MAX, and they do it in ... ick ... Las Vegas Nevada! Shallow
phonies care about few things other than getting attention and looking
good. Well they certainly are tall (6'5") and attractive.
As interior designers and real estate brokers they have cornered the
market on vapid behavior. Nobody in LA is shallower than sales
people especially realtors. Realtors know that if they look hot people
will come see their homes for sale even if they don't want to buy the
house. They just want to eyeball the realtor.
Decorator/landscaper types are also so shallow. All they care
about is surface appearances and making rich people look even more
opulent.
Worst
of all, these two men, who could date any man or woman they like,
constantly boast of their foofy dogs. DOGS! There is a reason
losers like Paris Hilton carry little Chihuahuas around. It's to
fill a "love void" in their lives because they didn't get enough love
as children. Or maybe the Scott brothers had a traumatic childhood.
Whatever happened, it happened before they turned 7. And now all
they can love is, obviously, nelly little foofy dogs any real man would
be ashamed to be walking. What's the matter Scott brothers? Unable to
discipline a man sized dog? Of course they aren't! I meet losers
like that in Hollywood all the time. They treat dogs like people and
that means, inevitably, they treat people like dogs. Which you will
find out if you criticize them for letting their windup toy of a pet
poo on your lawn. Nothing looks worse than a West Hollywood
muscleman walking a "toy" Doberman pinscher. They have no idea
what they look like walking a dog the size of their shoe.
I wonder how much their assistants enjoy
working with them on their show. Do the brothers treat them like
dogs? Wait, just one show? Oh
no, they are so egomaniac they have lots of shows. All of them REALITY
SHOWS! BLARF! They just can't
stop making them and getting more attention. Even radio shows.
Finally, more evidence of their staggering vapidity was their
attempt to break into acting. Silly me winning an Emmy animating
for Spielberg and Tom Hanks. Why did I stay behind the scenes?
Why didn't I try to appear on the Canadian TV show "Breaker High"
like they did. Wow!
Now you see the mindset of Hollywood "talent" (which is
the word for actors on the set). Oh everything looks so swell
and almost too-perfect. In reality there are a lot of lonely people
unable to connect with others. They use their looks, their money,
their careers, their pets, to make themselves feel "different."
But they are always deeply unhappy and not even aware of how lonely
they are. Think of the atrocious, drug soaked lives Michael Jackson
and Whitney Houston led. Sure they were great performers but
they turned out to be lousy, self destructive people. Most big
stars had terrible childhoods like MJ did. Fortunately these two
property brother narcissists are twins so they will
always have each other/themself.
And they took all their money,
left Canada and moved to Las Vegas? What was Phoenix not hot
enough for these two? Las Vegas? That's where people who
couldn't make it in LA as actors move because it's the nearest
affordable place that prostitution is legal and they can do something
more lucrative than being the next big star. What could Las
Vegas possible have to offer for two men known for their visual
sophistication? Perhaps they bought Liberace's old homestead.
LEGIT BIO: Drew and Jonathan Scott also have several
other shows: Brother vs Brother, Buying and Selling, and Property
Brothers at Home in addition to Off Topic with the Scott Brothers, a
13-week, 60-minute lifestyle radio series which aired on Corus
Radio. Drew is a real estate expert (BLARF) who scouts neglected houses and
negotiates the purchases. His brother, Jonathan, is a licensed
contractor who renovates houses. Together, the Property Brothers help
families find, buy, and transform fixer-uppers into dream homes on a
strict time-line and budget. Each episode starts with the
brothers showing buyer/buyers a house with everything on their wish
list that tends to be over their budget. Afterwards, the brothers show
them fixer-uppers usually with potential to become their dream home.
After the buyers narrow it down to two houses, the brothers use
computer-generated imagery to reveal their re-imagined vision of the
home after renovations.
Jonathan Scott, a licensed contractor,
and Drew Scott, a real estate agent (BLARF
AGAIN), have managed real estate holdings
for nearly 15 years. In 2004, they founded Scott Real Estate, Inc., a
company that oversees the sales and construction of residential and
commercial projects, with offices in Vancouver, Calgary, and Las
Vegas. Drew and Jonathan started buying and renovating property
when they were teenagers. They bought their first house when they were
18 years old. After renovations, they sold it a year later for a
$50,000 profit, while attending university. However, before going
into real estate as a profession, the brothers tried acting. Both
Jonathan and Drew appeared on the Canadian television show Breaker
High. Drew had a role on Smallville and Jonathan was on the X-Files.
The two also did improvisational comedy and Jonathan became an
illusionist. They decided to go back to school for construction and
design. Their business soon grew and they were approached to do the
television show.
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