I don't know
why so many gorgeous guys end up at this college. What do they put in the water
there, human growth hormone and gorgeous pills? This school is bulging with wholesome
giants in basketball
A big thanks to my internet spies for pointing out
the endless pictures these men leave on Webshots. Every girl in the room at every
party wants to have her picture taken with them. You'll see these guys pop up randomly
in other departments too, especially "Handsomest."